Uganda golf courses; a subjective rating

There are 4 natural "tiers" that golf courses in Uganda fall into. The tiers and the clubs that belong to them (alphabetically) are:

BIRDIES

• Mehta Club
  
• UGC

PARS

• Entebbe
  
• Jinja
  
• Kabale
  
• Kinyara
  
• Mary Louis Simkins
  
• Toro Club
  
• West Nile Club
  

BOGEYS

• Mbarara
  
• Tororo

DOUBLE BOGEYS

• Kasese
  
• Lira
  
• Mbale

Ranking them in numerical order is more difficult, and of course highly subjective. My rankings with reasons for placement:

1. UGC - overall condition, best manicure, attention to detail
   
2. Mehta Club - speed of greens, beautiful park, best food
3. Entebbe Club - difficulty, length, views, termite damage
   
4. Jinja Club - unique location, views, well maintained, except for greeens
   
5. Toro Club - nice views, parklike setting, longest history, greens bumpy
   
6. Kinyara Senior Staff Club - fab facilities, best pool, awful to putt
   
7. Kabale Sports Club - wildlife, views, good course, greens are shite
   
8. MLSMGC: Namulonge - flora, creative use of space, shaggy greens
   
9. West Nile Club - putting surfaces awful, but a very nice loop
   
10. Tororo Club - lack of maintenance, smelliest bog
    
11. Mbarara Sports Club - needs a good thrashing
    
12. Kalembe Mines Golf Club - needs several good thrashings
    
13. Mbale Sports Club - maize planted on course, zero maintenance
    
14. Lira Golf Club - it's a cow pasture/school/taxi stage/football stadium